Once upon a time, in a far away place where men lived in castles and dragons roamed the land, there lived a peasant man named Donny. Now, this wasn't just any peasant man. He was smarter than any other man in the land. He worked at a place called "Geek Squad," where he fixed computers. Donny wasn't happy at Geek Squad; he thought that they did not try hard enough for their customers, and that they charged too much money for their services. He'd always had a dream of owning his own computer company.
One day, while Donny was walking to town, he found a little used path that headed into the forest. Thinking he could use a little excitement, Donny headed into the trees.
The winding path eventually led to a beautiful clearing flooded with light from the morning sun. In the very center of the clearing stood a very large rock, and from the rock Donny noticed something glinting in the rays of the sun. Curious, he started down the hill toward the stone.
Once he reached the rock, he noticed something. There it was, inscribed along its base:
"Who so pulleth this PC from this stone is rightwise king of his own future."
Now he remembered what this place was! He had been told stories about it when he was a child. Many men had tried with all their strength to pull computer out, but had failed. It was said that even the King had tried!
"Might that it would be possible that I should be the chosen one?" Donny pressed control - alt - delete on the keyboard and then, feeling hopeful, he found a foothold, grabbed onto the tower and pulled with all his might. To his surprise, it came right out of the stone! As he pulled the PC out a bright light surrounded him, and very faint music played from all around. Slowly, the light and the music faded away and he was left in the clearing with his prize.
Donny returned home with the PC and became famous; now everyone knew how knowledgeable he was about computers! Thus Excalibur Computer Solutions was born, and Donny's dream had come true. People come from far and wide to partake of Excalibur Computer Solutions' excellent service. Soon there were other knights, computer techs who swore their allegiance to Excalibur. To this day, brave technicians continue to serve with honor!
